Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
Well…it looks like it’s time to get back to work. Step one smoke a bowl. Step two brew some coffee, have power breakfast with our head of security Goliath. Step 3 smoke another bowl ,and have sales meeting with The Pink Panther. He really keeps us motivated to smoke weed and watch TV to the best of our abilities and I don’t want to disappoint him. That’s pretty … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching YouTube With Old Skool Joe
Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
So we are chilling out on the patio at the office grilling up some nice sausage and peppers, smoking weed, and drinking wine. It is a perfect day for getting some rest and relaxation. Then it was strange…like it got dark all of a sudden, then Grandpa The Don appeared and told us that he really digs our magazine and has something to tell the … Continue reading A Message From Grandpa The Don
The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan
“I think it will be a great fight a real chess match with Floyd getting the decision.” -Mr. Showtime “Floyd be runnin and Manny will be gunnin.” -Hollywood Badass “Man Floyd is gonna beat the brakes off of Manny! It’s going to be like Rocky Balboa against Apollo Creed only this time Apollo is going to duck. Damn! He shouldn’t have fought that damn Drago! … Continue reading Fight Night So Who Ya Got? The 46forum Staff Weighs In
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
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