Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
You know what? I been breaking my mutherfukkin back for this job. Got a fucking lump the size of two god damn potatoes. You wanna tell me what my shortcomings are? I make your money for you. So you wanna talk shit and act like a dumb bitch? Cool then. Fuck you! So what the fuck am I eating then cause dammit I’m hungry. I … Continue reading Cause Fuck a Bitch: A Dr. S Chronicle
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download your free eBook here! Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in the crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 12 Masterpieces/Peace Masters and The Council of Doom “Hello love.” Gregg replied. The two stood breathless and in a room that was filling with party people and freaks. Vampires, gangsters and innocent people walked in the doors alike. For the moment that stood still though, Jamie and Gregg stood alone in the Pink Lady. Gregg looked … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 11 Holy Stolen/Meetings of Ends Warm rain poured down in the night in Juarez Mexico. Father Rahm stood drenched and dripping in front of the greatest of all villains. His skin was moist and his breath was short but strong. Lightning flashes illuminated The Count and the shadows of the two intertwined on the floor the … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 10 Three Books of Balance The Book of Kathy In order to properly tell the tale of the Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire, one must know of Kathy. Her story is as important to the plot as her presence was to the lives of the characters in the story. Kathy was a friend to all. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 9 The Book of Brandon/ Confessions to Luna Brandon was a large man about six-foot two, and built like a fullback. A real people person who could sell water to the ocean. On this particular day he was navigating the streets of Las Cruces in his bronze Toyota Camry. He was listening to a rap song … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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