Old Skool Joe: Once again it’s on! It’s March so that can only mean one thing…time for me to dominate the bracket pool again. As I am not only the greatest rapper of all time, but I am also hands down the greatest basketball player of all time. If my album hadn’t blown up the way it did, I would have dominated the NBA. Fame … Continue reading It’s Bracket Time! Break Out The 46Sports Cup
Fame Felon: It looks like the Chicago Bears have finally found a quarterback. Old Skool Joe: Yeah… he balled. What do you think about that boy Bo Nix? Fame Felon: Trash! Old Skool Joe: Damn! You aren’t even gonna give him a chance? Fame Felon: I mean he has potential. Old Skool Joe: Do you think he could be like a Jake Plummer one day? … Continue reading Talking Rookie Quarterbacks at the Sports Desk
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
(hits blunt) Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker. Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the MLB All-Star Game. Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring. You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs. (hits blunt) I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place. We don’t recognize any non goat … Continue reading Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
I don’t know what to tell you I’ve been busy. Putting in a lot of extra work down at the fish joint. It’s because they threw my boy Tuby under the bus. No… literally the Red Hat Bitches threw him in front of the bus. Something about counting cards. I wasn’t really listening. Doris has some primo buds right now. She sold me a quarter … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
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