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Tales From The Fish Joint
Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones: The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint
46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Cause Fuck a Bitch: A Dr. S Chronicle
You know what? I been breaking my mutherfukkin back for this job. Got a fucking lump the size of two god damn potatoes. You wanna tell me what my shortcomings are? I make your money for you. So you wanna talk shit and act like a dumb bitch? Cool then. Fuck you! So what the fuck am I eating then cause dammit I’m hungry. I … Continue reading Cause Fuck a Bitch: A Dr. S Chronicle
Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
You wanna feel good. Oh, I do too. It is icy as fuck outside and I’m low on groceries. That’s alright though. Christmas presents were not missed and i have steak, onions and rice. Lets fuck around and eat. So… Red Coconut Rice! I lightly browned up some white rice in olive oil and added a red chili paste. When it started smelling like popcorn, … Continue reading Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
46forum Fake Magazine 