Old Skool Joe: Yo! Pink Panther! I know, I know, stop calling you that in public. But who’s gonna sue a stuffed animal? It’s not like you are the real one, the cool one. Anyway… did you sell any of those shirts yet? I need some money. Doris and them are playing some high stakes bridge down at the Fish Joint right now.

Pinkerous: Do you know what the secret to true happiness is?

Old Skool Joe: Here we go!

Pinkerous: High quality fabric from the finest manufacturers, featuring unique. designs from some of the young rising stars in the art community.

Old Skool Joe: Come on man I don’t have time for this! Are you gonna give me the money or not?

Pinkerous: Oh, don’t worry about the cost. Not only are all of our products made of the highest quality materials, but they are also quite affordable as well.

Old Skool Joe: Who are you talking to? What are you doing a bit right now?

Pinkerous: So, head on over to the 46Forum Fake Magazine store now and get something while supplies last.

Old Skool Joe: Whatever… I’m just gonna grab some money out of your wallet. I don’t have time for this. I’m gonna go clean the old broads out. I’m not scared of the Red Hat Gang. Peace.