Smoke Session at the 46

Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46

Smoke Session At The 46

Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46

46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe

Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe

Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones

Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones

Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe

Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe

Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle

Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle