Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
You know what? I been breaking my mutherfukkin back for this job. Got a fucking lump the size of two god damn potatoes. You wanna tell me what my shortcomings are? I make your money for you. So you wanna talk shit and act like a dumb bitch? Cool then. Fuck you! So what the fuck am I eating then cause dammit I’m hungry. I … Continue reading Cause Fuck a Bitch: A Dr. S Chronicle
Talking seafood yeah. Talking aphrodisiacs that are crustaceans, yeah! So what are we gonna do? Let’s start it fresh girl, yeah, just like you. A playlist of old time love songs that make me think of you. *click the link above and let’s link up. You know what’s up. I’ll take my time and be happy as long as it means you. Starting fresh, … Continue reading Body up Mussels: A Dr. S Chronicle
Dr. S… Yes A lot of y’all heard the name A few of you know me A couple of you, seen me Yeah he’s new Nah babe, ain’t nothing new about me. Well, I am new here and I don’t really know anybody yet. Yeah… we can kick it. And when we’re cooking, just know it’s only you and me here. Mijo! Shut the Fuck … Continue reading Dr. S and the Heaven Witch
Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too. Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering. So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I … Continue reading Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download your free eBook here! Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in the crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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