My best friend. His name is Slevin. But we call him Dustin. He is Post Malone biggest fan and I mean like he idolized this cat so bad man. I mean like he named his weener Malone and he got a tramp stamp tatoo that says Post Malone cause he loves this guy sooooo much. Sometimes…. when Slevin is asleep, he dreams. And he says … Continue reading A Letter To Slevin
The legend of Simple Jack. I’ve been trying to be a bettter human being. The weed helps. But some people I just don’t understand. Like how stupid can you be? It’s just fish and fries it’s not rocket science. Look at this dumb motherfucker. Doris is gonna whoop his ass I can already tell. Oh look here he comes. You Simple Jack you act in … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
I would like to nominate the Wu Tang Clan for acceptance in the 46forum hall of fame. What’s that? What are you deaf? It’s our hall of fame. Every great fake magazine should have one. So then it is settled, the Wu Tang Clan is up for nomination. Any objections? The floor is now open for debate. I also reserve the right to slap the … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
Criusing in my space ship. I don’ t don’t really have to say shit. I do whatever feels fit. In my space ship. It’s not that I don’t care. Yes it is I don’t care. Cruising in my space ship. Don’t touch my settings. It’s my space ship. Sometimes we hot box in here. Don’t roll the windows down. In my space ship. Do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s scary out there. I’m always in my on world…so I never noticed. A man just yelled at me about guns for like 30 minutes. I just asked how the cheese danish was? He was very upset, and he really loves guns. I told him I love that movie Death Wish. That really set him off. (hits bong) I just don’t understand how a person … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Yo I just came back from the outer nebulas with some primo cloud. Your name did come up. You owe a lot of people. I told them my usual. What? I didn’t say anything. What do you mean stop typing? You said write for the fake magazine, so I’m writing. You’re funny Pinky. Where’s Old Skool Joe? He will want to try some of this … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
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