I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award.

Who’s that?

I should punch you in the stomach!

Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards.

Why do I nominate him you ask?

Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good dude.

I was watching a documentary on Hulu about him earlier during wake and bake.

It made me laugh,made me cry, and that my friend is a great way to start your say.

Fuck you Pinkerus you are an intergalactic fugitive pretending to be a stuffed animal.

-Spaceman Jones