I Guess It’s Safe to Leave The Bunker

Old Skool Joe: Pink Panther, I think we have been down here long enough. I finally turned the news on and discovered that not only is the zombie apocalypse over but not one damn zombie ate anyone! Fuck this I’m going back to the apartment and getting my job back at the fish joint! Smoking weed and watching TV isn’t as fun as it used … Continue reading I Guess It’s Safe to Leave The Bunker

Smoke Session at the 46

Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46

Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones:  See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Tales From The Fish Joint

Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones:  The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint

46forum Presents: The Re-Open

Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open

Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe

Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe

Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe

Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe