Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted.

No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud.

And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire?

More importantly who the hell is writing this shit.

Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years!

I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost Halloween.

I don’t scare easily.

I used to be a vampire hunter myself you know.

Just get this shit fixed man! Call the Ghostbusters, I don’t give a fuck how much it’s gonna cost you.

You gotta be the cheapest rich stuffed animal I know.

Yeah, fuck you too Pink Panther.

This fuckin’ fake ass magazine is haunted…I’m outta here.

See you tomorrow.

Peace.

-Old Skool Joe