Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Spaceman Jones: Is anyone else watching this Tiger King shit on Netflix? Old Skool Joe: That wedding though! Spaceman Jones: Wait…Pinkerous are you tiger kinging us? Old Skool Joe: Quit playing. On a serious note that shit didn’t offend you? You know…what they’re doing to your people and all. Pink Panther: I’m not an actual panther! Dick. Spaceman Jones: What is this shit about again? … Continue reading Quarantine At The 46: The Tiger King Binge
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come up with creative rape stories every week. That show has been on a long time. Gotta love that Benson though that is one fine motherfucker. … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
When your job is smoking weed and watching TV there sure is a lot of down time. I’m not complaining…but it gives me a lot of time to think. (hits bong) We don’t have cable here..I mean if our job is to watch TV, shouldn’t we like have cable. I guess we don’t need it though…I mean this is like…the future,and shit. We have Netflix, … Continue reading Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
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