At The Movies With Spaceman Jones

(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones

Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Hits bong… “You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.” Hits Bong… “So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?” Hits Bong… “Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

All Is Well Now That Orange Is The New Black Returns With A New Season

We have been working hard here at the fake magazine. Smoking pot and watching TV is harder than it sounds. Also Nikki Free and myself have been hard at work doing field studies in the great state of Colorado. Did you know that you can buy weed at the store there? It is fucking awesome and some of them are even open as early as eight … Continue reading All Is Well Now That Orange Is The New Black Returns With A New Season