Hits bong…

“You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.”

Hits Bong…

“So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?”

Hits Bong…

“Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, and even more important how did a stuffed animal get a checking account? Seriously who keeps giving you guys money I don’t see anyone with a job in this piece… and no smoking weed and watching TV isn’t a job… it’s fun.”

Coughs…

“Turn on Blackish.”