The Return of Spaceman Jones

Spaceman Jones: Wow, it’s been a minute since I’ve dropped by. Sweet setup, I must say. It’s for sure way roomier here, I like what you’ve done with the place. Where’s Old Skool Joe? Let’s take a wild guess he’s down at the Fish Joint. He loves being there, even more than he loves complaining about it. I still don’t understand the fascination with work … Continue reading The Return of Spaceman Jones

I Guess It’s Safe to Leave The Bunker

Old Skool Joe: Pink Panther, I think we have been down here long enough. I finally turned the news on and discovered that not only is the zombie apocalypse over but not one damn zombie ate anyone! Fuck this I’m going back to the apartment and getting my job back at the fish joint! Smoking weed and watching TV isn’t as fun as it used … Continue reading I Guess It’s Safe to Leave The Bunker

Smoke Session At The 46

Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46

46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones:  See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Tales From The Fish Joint

Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones:  The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint