Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit? I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones. Where is that guy? I need some of that space … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
I really have to hand it you Pink Panther, you might be on to something with this fake magazine thing. That story about the vampires and shit is pretty entertaining. Maybe I can use some of my Hollywood connections and get this thing made into a movie. Fuck you Pink Panther I know a lot of famous people. I was once upon a time one … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
The legend of Simple Jack. I’ve been trying to be a bettter human being. The weed helps. But some people I just don’t understand. Like how stupid can you be? It’s just fish and fries it’s not rocket science. Look at this dumb motherfucker. Doris is gonna whoop his ass I can already tell. Oh look here he comes. You Simple Jack you act in … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits blunt) Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker. Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the MLB All-Star Game. Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring. You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs. (hits blunt) I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place. We don’t recognize any non goat … Continue reading Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
I have really been slacking lately. But you have to admit it’s hard to get excited about writing for a fake magazine. You don’t have to go out there in the real world Pink Panther you’re a stuffed animal! It’s scary out there. Shit is real. Pass the blunt. I’m Old Skool Joe the greatest rapper who ever rocked a mic, but I got to … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
I don’t know what to tell you I’ve been busy. Putting in a lot of extra work down at the fish joint. It’s because they threw my boy Tuby under the bus. No… literally the Red Hat Bitches threw him in front of the bus. Something about counting cards. I wasn’t really listening. Doris has some primo buds right now. She sold me a quarter … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
Criusing in my space ship. I don’ t don’t really have to say shit. I do whatever feels fit. In my space ship. It’s not that I don’t care. Yes it is I don’t care. Cruising in my space ship. Don’t touch my settings. It’s my space ship. Sometimes we hot box in here. Don’t roll the windows down. In my space ship. Do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day another dollar. What does that even mean? I can’t call it. Pass the blunt. Yeah I gotta go to the fish joint in a minute, Doris is having a birthday party for her grandson. I think it’s like a mafia rule or something that you can’t hurt people at a birthday party. Maybe it’s a wedding. I don’t know. It’s real out here … Continue reading Pass The Blunt To Old Skool Joe
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