Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Why am I so happy all of the time? (hits bong) When I woke up in the morning , and checked under my bed I didn’t see a single monster. Then I went outside and there were no zombies. I look at the sky and there is no alien invasion today. (hits bong) As long as none of that shit is happening…I’m cool. I work … Continue reading It’s Going To Be A Great Day
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