Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can yell about bullshit with the best of them. I would like to go toe to toe with that damn Stephen A. Smith. God I hate … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
The only thing more fun than smoking weed and watching TV, is watching sports and drinking beer, then smoking weed during half-time. Even if you don’t smoke weed we can all agree that sports are awesome. Everyday we have spirited discussions on Facebook about various sports related topics in our staff group 46 Sports Roundtable. It’s an open group anyone can join in and voice their … Continue reading The 46 Sports Roundtable
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
“I think it will be a great fight a real chess match with Floyd getting the decision.” -Mr. Showtime “Floyd be runnin and Manny will be gunnin.” -Hollywood Badass “Man Floyd is gonna beat the brakes off of Manny! It’s going to be like Rocky Balboa against Apollo Creed only this time Apollo is going to duck. Damn! He shouldn’t have fought that damn Drago! … Continue reading Fight Night So Who Ya Got? The 46forum Staff Weighs In
Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket
It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
Dear Old Skool Joe, Boxing got my head dizzy bro. I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever. Do you have a boxing writer guy? You know like my main man Larry Merchant. … Continue reading It’s Showtime At The 46
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
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