The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
I would like to give a shout out to the greatest invention in the history of mankind Hulu. It gives me a chance to catch up on all of my favorite shows, and I smoke and watch that shit for like hours at a time. So my new favorite soap opera is that show “Empire” I think it comes on Fox on Wednesdays. The show is absolutely awful, … Continue reading Empire State Of Mind
What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Sunday is by far my favorite day of the week. For some people this is a day to go to church and then go to Red Lobster so they can complain about fish. But here at the 46 Sundays are for drinking, smoking, and yelling about sports. They are also meant for taking naps at two in the afternoon with your mouth wide open. Don’t … Continue reading Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
Hooray! It’s Saturday. I guess it really isn’t different from any other day because I smoke pot and laugh every other day of the week. But on the weekend my boss The Pink Panther loosens up a bit and gives us a half day. Working at a fake magazine is hard work. So I have my weed and bong out ready to go, and I … Continue reading It Is Indeed Saturday
Anyone who thinks that running a fake magazine is easy, obviously has never run a fake magazine before. It is hard work and there are tons of deadlines, meetings, and other boring shit. People just see the glamour side of the business, and they don’t realize the amount of weed I have to smoke, and the countless hours on Hulu and YouTube I spend to … Continue reading Fake Magazine Blues
“I love smoking for the sport, but not the competition” Ha! Snoop Dogg really said that shit on this YouTube show that B-Real has called “The Smoke Box”. Anyway this is like my new favorite thing to do while I smoke my ganja. The one with Snoop Dogg is easily the best one. It just goes to show that if you smoke weed in a … Continue reading They Get Paid To Do This?
Do you think Robocop ever had to appear in court? It would be funny if Robocop made a guest appearance on “Law and Order,” or something. I have like one thousand movie ideas that include Robocop, and I think it is about time someone gave me some money to get these projects going. Like what if Robocop was a coach for the police athletic league, … Continue reading Just A Thought
Have you ever had on of those epic moments? So I wake up and do my usual routine which is smoke a bowl, and drink a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, and put some eye drops in. I looked up and saw a baby spider crawling on the mirror and my first instinct was to kill it but then … Continue reading Along Came A Spider
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