Get the entire free eBook here! Chapter 7 The Romance in War/ Letters from Bran Castle Though Dracula was not in the room physically, the legend of his past was impactful in the sense that it signified something great. It may have signified something terrible. It really just depends on who’s side you were on that day. You see, on this day, the 1st official … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the entire free eBook here! Chapter 6 The Book of Shiloh/Moonlit Plans Halloween Night 20 years ago. As he walked down the stairs from Gregg and Darius’s apartment Shiloh gazed up at the moon and smiled. It was Halloween, one of his favorite holidays, and he had spent it among friends. Immune to the drama that occurred just moments ago in apartment 46. He … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download the free eBook here! Chapter 5 Oracle and The Hell Hounds Mitch woke from his dream with great determination for the day ahead. The morning was cool. It seemed as if summer was nearing its end. A breeze of fresh air hit his face as he walked out of his apartment. The 23-sign flashed sunshine beams back into the street as he closed the … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Im Old Skool Joe and always on the level. I talk a lot of shit so you better bring a shovel. I stick on what I’m writing. Never ever biting. And I don’t give a fuck if you people do not like me. I’m Old Skool Joe the best to ever do it. Been around for years so there is no need to prove it. … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
See Pink Panther I told you I have connections. I just secured us a lucrative film deal and we are already shooting our first movie. It’s like if Short Circuit and Driving Miss Daisy had a baby. Fuck you Pink Panther it could work as a movie. We even have a trailer. Don’t worry I used free labor just had a couple of the interns film it. Check … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Making Hollywood Moves
I really have to hand it you Pink Panther, you might be on to something with this fake magazine thing. That story about the vampires and shit is pretty entertaining. Maybe I can use some of my Hollywood connections and get this thing made into a movie. Fuck you Pink Panther I know a lot of famous people. I was once upon a time one … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Download the free eBook here! Chapter 4 Bad Dreams/Silver Clouds Weeks of Las Cruces, New Mexico summer passed by. Each day seemed to be hotter than the last. Each night, Mitch feared sleep. His mind was on the brink of insanity and his body showed. He had lost a significant amount of weight. His hairline showed regressive growth and his face was almost always pale. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room. A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the full book free of charge here! Chapter 2 Getting Home Mitch sat still, holding a blunt that needed ashing. The ashes grew long, and the smoke swirled up off of his fingers. His eyes were red, and his face was stoic. Darius and Gregg laughed it away. Darius stood up and stretched his arms way up and took a deep breath. He looked … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Wow! Look at you guys this fake magazine is looking better than it did before I left. I’m back from my home planet with some primo cloud. Fire up the converter Pinkerous we are gonna party like we are back on Detroiticus. The Federation still considers you public enemy number one. Don’t worry I didn’t tell anyone you were here posing as a stuffed animal, … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
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