So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to live a healthy lifestyle. He keeps a tub filled with all kinds of health drinks and products under the fish stand. I noticed this bottle … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper. (hits bong) It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts. The other day I … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds. You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I was there. Anyway the movie is about these two friends Gilbert and Lewis who are off to start college. When they get to school and … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a movie theater that no one else goes to, so that you can light up at least thirty minutes into the movie. If that isn’t an … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249
The word hero gets thrown around often, and way more often then it should be. So I think we should all take a moment and salute a real life hero by the name of Kermit The Frog. I mean where do I start? The guy has been the heart and soul of the Muppets since like 1955,back when he was just a paper bag. Kermit … Continue reading Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
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