Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
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