Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can yell about bullshit with the best of them. I would like to go toe to toe with that damn Stephen A. Smith. God I hate … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
Man what the fuck do you want? Write another article! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit up. That purple cloud or whatever you call it…it has me in a good mood. Over here listening to some real hip-hop, my boy T La Rock. What do … Continue reading Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come up with creative rape stories every week. That show has been on a long time. Gotta love that Benson though that is one fine motherfucker. … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for cloud, but now you can just go to the store and get it. Even on Thanksgiving! I ate like ten dinners before three, and still … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
Where have you been Old Skool Joe? What the fuck do you mean? I’ve been here the whole time! Sorry I can’t sit on the couch all day smoking weed and watching TV. I have to take my weed to the Fish Joint and smoke it there. Someone has to make some money in this motherfucker. It seems that The Pink Panther is all about … Continue reading Where Have You Been Old Skool Joe?
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
Dear Internet, Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read a fake magazine written by stoners. When my life long friends Old Skool Joe and Spaceman Jones told me they wanted to run a magazine at first I thought they were crazy. Then I thought well I’m a stuffed animal so why can’t a couple of stoners run a fake … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
When your job is smoking weed and watching TV there sure is a lot of down time. I’m not complaining…but it gives me a lot of time to think. (hits bong) We don’t have cable here..I mean if our job is to watch TV, shouldn’t we like have cable. I guess we don’t need it though…I mean this is like…the future,and shit. We have Netflix, … Continue reading Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
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