Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
The word hero gets thrown around often, and way more often then it should be. So I think we should all take a moment and salute a real life hero by the name of Kermit The Frog. I mean where do I start? The guy has been the heart and soul of the Muppets since like 1955,back when he was just a paper bag. Kermit … Continue reading Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
A Letter From The Editor
Dear Internet, Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read a fake magazine written by stoners. When my life long friends Old Skool Joe and Spaceman Jones told me they wanted to run a magazine at first I thought they were crazy. Then I thought well I’m a stuffed animal so why can’t a couple of stoners run a fake … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
When your job is smoking weed and watching TV there sure is a lot of down time. I’m not complaining…but it gives me a lot of time to think. (hits bong) We don’t have cable here..I mean if our job is to watch TV, shouldn’t we like have cable. I guess we don’t need it though…I mean this is like…the future,and shit. We have Netflix, … Continue reading Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
Be The Weed
Originally posted on Thought Construction:
A while ago I wrote about being like Conan the Barbarian. Act with resolution, passion, and do what you want. Be strong enough to be yourself and defeat all those in your way. Conan is noted for saving the day through raw will and strength coupled with insight and cunning. But I also realize Conan is a high watermark to… Continue reading Be The Weed
Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
Nikki Free is getting addicted to Grand Theft Auto.
Originally posted on Nikki Free in 3rd Person:
Nikki Free likes to drive fast like Ricky Bobby – when she’s playing video games. Now that Old Skool Joe’s moved into her apartment Grand Theft Auto has become a staple of evening fun. While Old Skool Joe robs banks and repos cars for money, Nikki Free drives jeeps into the Vinewood sign and lands helicopters on… Continue reading Nikki Free is getting addicted to Grand Theft Auto.
It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
