Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe
You wanna feel good. Oh, I do too. It is icy as fuck outside and I’m low on groceries. That’s alright though. Christmas presents were not missed and i have steak, onions and rice. Lets fuck around and eat. So… Red Coconut Rice! I lightly browned up some white rice in olive oil and added a red chili paste. When it started smelling like popcorn, … Continue reading Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
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Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too. Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering. So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I … Continue reading Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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