Sunday is by far my favorite day of the week. For some people this is a day to go to church and then go to Red Lobster so they can complain about fish. But here at the 46 Sundays are for drinking, smoking, and yelling about sports. They are also meant for taking naps at two in the afternoon with your mouth wide open. Don’t … Continue reading Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
Anyone who thinks that running a fake magazine is easy, obviously has never run a fake magazine before. It is hard work and there are tons of deadlines, meetings, and other boring shit. People just see the glamour side of the business, and they don’t realize the amount of weed I have to smoke, and the countless hours on Hulu and YouTube I spend to … Continue reading Fake Magazine Blues
“I love smoking for the sport, but not the competition” Ha! Snoop Dogg really said that shit on this YouTube show that B-Real has called “The Smoke Box”. Anyway this is like my new favorite thing to do while I smoke my ganja. The one with Snoop Dogg is easily the best one. It just goes to show that if you smoke weed in a … Continue reading They Get Paid To Do This?
Do you think Robocop ever had to appear in court? It would be funny if Robocop made a guest appearance on “Law and Order,” or something. I have like one thousand movie ideas that include Robocop, and I think it is about time someone gave me some money to get these projects going. Like what if Robocop was a coach for the police athletic league, … Continue reading Just A Thought
Have you ever had on of those epic moments? So I wake up and do my usual routine which is smoke a bowl, and drink a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, and put some eye drops in. I looked up and saw a baby spider crawling on the mirror and my first instinct was to kill it but then … Continue reading Along Came A Spider
Damn I am such a pothead. I had to get this post in to keep the streak of writing everyday going. So I’m sitting here smoking weed and watching Godzilla with the crew at apartment 46, and I started thinking why doesn’t Bluto just eat the spinach and whoop Popeye’s ass? Also when are they gonna show Godzilla in this fuckin movie? Also who’s on … Continue reading Late Night
Surprise! I am hung over as hell. My head hurts and my mouth is dry and crusty. Also for some strange reason one of my socks is missing and there is toast scattered around the room. But the best hangover cure in the world is rolling around in all the money I won from the Jon Jones fight last night. He whooped that boys ass! … Continue reading How Sweet It Is
Just because you won the Super Bowl on the Madden season, doesn’t mean you should be the coach of a major college football team. Motherfucker you are sitting next to me on the couch smoking weed! Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Put Me In Coach
When you are high as hell watching one of your favorite 80’s movies and you realize Robocop couldn’t climb stairs. #stonerproblems Why am I hash tagging? Where is that damn lady with the breakfast burritos! Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Hmmmmmmm!
The best part of New Years Day is waking up hung over, smoking a fat blunt, joint or bowl then eating a breakfast burrito, opening up a beer, and watching college football. They got this fucking playoff system now, so lets see if it makes the games any more exciting. Man I’m high. Oh yeah college football is the shit. I hope Florida State beats Oregon … Continue reading The First Hungover Post Of The Year
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