Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe

We Don’t Watch The News

People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main man Stephen Colbert. He has a way of saying things so that we can understand. It’s like having a really good friend who doesn’t smoke … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News