What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
The Dallas Cowboys got boned. That was a catch , and those refs are blind, and paid off by State Farm. The strip club is a fun place to watch football, even though I had to tell one of the girls to not to shake her vagina near my hamburger. Yes I ate a hamburger from the strip club , because I was hungry. Boy … Continue reading Hangover Monday
Sunday is by far my favorite day of the week. For some people this is a day to go to church and then go to Red Lobster so they can complain about fish. But here at the 46 Sundays are for drinking, smoking, and yelling about sports. They are also meant for taking naps at two in the afternoon with your mouth wide open. Don’t … Continue reading Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
Hooray! It’s Saturday. I guess it really isn’t different from any other day because I smoke pot and laugh every other day of the week. But on the weekend my boss The Pink Panther loosens up a bit and gives us a half day. Working at a fake magazine is hard work. So I have my weed and bong out ready to go, and I … Continue reading It Is Indeed Saturday
Do you think Robocop ever had to appear in court? It would be funny if Robocop made a guest appearance on “Law and Order,” or something. I have like one thousand movie ideas that include Robocop, and I think it is about time someone gave me some money to get these projects going. Like what if Robocop was a coach for the police athletic league, … Continue reading Just A Thought
Damn I am such a pothead. I had to get this post in to keep the streak of writing everyday going. So I’m sitting here smoking weed and watching Godzilla with the crew at apartment 46, and I started thinking why doesn’t Bluto just eat the spinach and whoop Popeye’s ass? Also when are they gonna show Godzilla in this fuckin movie? Also who’s on … Continue reading Late Night
Surprise! I am hung over as hell. My head hurts and my mouth is dry and crusty. Also for some strange reason one of my socks is missing and there is toast scattered around the room. But the best hangover cure in the world is rolling around in all the money I won from the Jon Jones fight last night. He whooped that boys ass! … Continue reading How Sweet It Is
Just because you won the Super Bowl on the Madden season, doesn’t mean you should be the coach of a major college football team. Motherfucker you are sitting next to me on the couch smoking weed! Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Put Me In Coach
When you are high as hell watching one of your favorite 80’s movies and you realize Robocop couldn’t climb stairs. #stonerproblems Why am I hash tagging? Where is that damn lady with the breakfast burritos! Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Hmmmmmmm!
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