Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan

The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how  can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan

Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe

Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe

Finally A Song About Shoes

Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool  Joe  pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes

46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity

Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity

Mr. Smith Can You Please Put On Pants While You Fight Crime?

Dear Jaden Smith, I am all for freedom of expression, and maybe you are right, society places tons of value on gender assignment roles,but lets not go and make men wearing dresses some kind of new fashion trend. Why am I so against this you say? First off 46forum is not down with homophobia! We get high with people from all walks of life, so that is … Continue reading Mr. Smith Can You Please Put On Pants While You Fight Crime?

We Need To Call The Wolfcop

So we are chilling out in the office thinking of what to write next…wait who am I kidding, we were getting stoned out of our minds. Nikki Free wants to watch a movie, but the only problem is Nikki Free doesn’t like picking the movie. So she scrolls through the selection of movies and shows until we come across this flick Wolfcop. If you are a … Continue reading We Need To Call The Wolfcop

A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46

  “Hey guys I think I might be turning in my wings” said Spaceman Jones as he exhaled a giant cloud of smoke.  “No seriously  guys I don’t think I have the chops to go out there into space anymore. It’s scary out there.”  He then passed the blunt to the Pink Panther who blew the excess ash off of the front, took a pull, and … Continue reading A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46

Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket

Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket

Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup

It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup