Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle

Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle

Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle

1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room.  A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Alright fine I’ll write a fucking article! The Pink Panther has really been riding me lately to write more articles. I keep telling him that I am not a writer I’m a stoner, and also a part-time janitor. Anyway so this is what I’m doing. I am smoking on some good weed and watching YouTube. I’m also getting paid, since I take a cut of … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe