Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity
Dear Jaden Smith, I am all for freedom of expression, and maybe you are right, society places tons of value on gender assignment roles,but lets not go and make men wearing dresses some kind of new fashion trend. Why am I so against this you say? First off 46forum is not down with homophobia! We get high with people from all walks of life, so that is … Continue reading Mr. Smith Can You Please Put On Pants While You Fight Crime?
Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket
It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Nikki Free sings with the echo of a rock goddess. Nikki Free plucks the strings of a champagne electric guitar. Nikki Free sways with the rhythm of dancing souls. Nikki Free dreams in color. Nikki Free sings for freedom. Nikki Free unfolds in melodies and sweeps in on waves. Nikki Free never frowns. Nikki Free talks in third person. Ya. She does that. A lot. … Continue reading Nikki Free Is An Artist
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
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