46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

Old Skool Joe Making Hollywood Moves

See Pink Panther I told you I have connections. I just secured us a lucrative film deal and we are already shooting our first movie. It’s like if Short Circuit and Driving Miss Daisy had a baby. Fuck you Pink Panther it could work as a movie. We even have a trailer. Don’t worry I used free labor just had a couple of the interns film it. Check … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Making Hollywood Moves

Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe

Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe

Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe

I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but  he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright  so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe

Getting High With Old Skool Joe

(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting  the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper. (hits bong) It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts. The other day I … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe

46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked

#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds.  You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I was there. Anyway the movie is about these two friends Gilbert and Lewis who are off to start college. When they get to school and … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked