Old Skool Joe: Come on man, I sold all of the T-shirts now give me some money. Pinkerous: Then where is the money? Old Skool Joe: What money? Pinkerous: The money from the T-shirts! Old Skool Joe: Well after Doris took her cut, I got hungry, so I shot over to the taco spot. People were really digging the designs. Nobody really understands what a … Continue reading Kicking It with Old Skool Joe
Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
I don’t know I’ve been busy. Fish doesn’t sell itself you know. Excuse me if I can’t spare all of my free time scamming people on the internet with a fake magazine. At least Ja Rule hasn’t shown up yet. If anyone is gonna Ja Rule this operation it’s gonna be me. I’ll give you this Pink Panther, you are a hell of a lot … Continue reading Someone Please Sponsor Old Skool Joe
Talking seafood yeah. Talking aphrodisiacs that are crustaceans, yeah! So what are we gonna do? Let’s start it fresh girl, yeah, just like you. A playlist of old time love songs that make me think of you. *click the link above and let’s link up. You know what’s up. I’ll take my time and be happy as long as it means you. Starting fresh, … Continue reading Body up Mussels: A Dr. S Chronicle
I’m hungry girl. You know what? Let me cook a little something right quick. Oh… What? You’re on a diet? Fine. Let’s do some healthy fats and peppers. Got some bacon ends with a high fat content. Got some peppers and onion too. No. I dont want onions and bacon. Onions and peppers. Mmm Sinatra is playing in the back and we are groovin. Yeah … Continue reading Tips in Cherry Juice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
I would like to nominate the Wu Tang Clan for acceptance in the 46forum hall of fame. What’s that? What are you deaf? It’s our hall of fame. Every great fake magazine should have one. So then it is settled, the Wu Tang Clan is up for nomination. Any objections? The floor is now open for debate. I also reserve the right to slap the … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Yo I’m Old Skool Joe running the blogs with the old school flow, ain’t nothing like the old school though, give me another beat just one more, or just one mo. Wait… fuck you mean no word bro. Dude you just don’t know, listening to chill hop boy you just don’t know. Fool I don’t rap read the fucking magazine it says that. Sit … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
Good morning. Wake up, blaze up, and listen to this This has been wake and bake with Spaceman Jones. Who knows if I will ever be up this early again. Peace. Continue reading Wake And Bake With Spaceman Jones
46forum Fake Magazine 