Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)

Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)

You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe

The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want  and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like  the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe