It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
Hooray! It’s Saturday. I guess it really isn’t different from any other day because I smoke pot and laugh every other day of the week. But on the weekend my boss The Pink Panther loosens up a bit and gives us a half day. Working at a fake magazine is hard work. So I have my weed and bong out ready to go, and I … Continue reading It Is Indeed Saturday
The best part of New Years Day is waking up hung over, smoking a fat blunt, joint or bowl then eating a breakfast burrito, opening up a beer, and watching college football. They got this fucking playoff system now, so lets see if it makes the games any more exciting. Man I’m high. Oh yeah college football is the shit. I hope Florida State beats Oregon … Continue reading The First Hungover Post Of The Year
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