See Pink Panther I told you I have connections. I just secured us a lucrative film deal and we are already shooting our first movie. It’s like if Short Circuit and Driving Miss Daisy had a baby. Fuck you Pink Panther it could work as a movie. We even have a trailer. Don’t worry I used free labor just had a couple of the interns film it. Check … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Making Hollywood Moves
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool Joe pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
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