(Hits Bong)

Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help.

I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street.

She told me “fuck off! I know where I am.”

(hits bong)

See this is why I don’t help blind people.

-Spaceman Jones signing off.