#29 Interstellar

Matthew McConaughey may very well be the greatest actor who ever lived!

There I said it.

Did you know that he hums the money chant song before doing anything?

(hits bong)

Wait…I’m getting off topic.

What were we talking about again?

Interstellar is one of the greatest stoner movies ever made. Honestly I couldn’t even begin to explain the plot. Apparently in the future there is dirt on all of the plants, and we need to go to space to fix it.

But then he like goes to the future, and baseball is upside down.

I told you I can’t really explain the plot.

(hits bong)

It’s just one of those movies where you do a lot of this. So grab your bag, roll it up, load it up or whatever you do…then light that shit, inhale, exhale, and watch Interstellar. 

-Spaceman Jones signing off