Glib glob glibbity glo glah. Just kidding could you imagine if I really talked like that. Back on earth and I have to say I do enjoy this place. Man you guys have some prime cloud some of the finest in the galaxy. Trust me I’m an expert on these things. Kind of like Lando Calrissian in those movies.

(hits bong)

Did you see the new one yet?

Of course you did. Hey I thought it was pretty good. Some people hated it, and that’s cool too.

People get to caught up in bullshit all of the time but none of this shit really matters in the long run.

I mean it’s like a really huge galaxy out there and it’s like only one of them.

Space is like really big. I should know I’m from there.

So is Pinkerus Pinkerton.

He is one of the most wanted beings in the universe, I mean he has done some real scumbag shit. But he also pays for everything and helps me hide the cloud machine.

What do you mean don’t write about that shit on the magazine?

Dude nobody reads this shit bro. Ha! Are you being serious right now?

Like seriously nobody reads this shit. You are one funny guy Pinkerus.

Ok… so I wrote something in your little magazine.

(hits bong)

I know Old Skool Joe went to the store last night I’m going to see what’s going on in that refrigerator.

-Spaceman Jones