Nikki Free: Are we just going to sit here watching TV! Nikki Free is getting bored. What are we even watching? Hey, that’s the guy from “New Girl” … wait, there’s two of them? Are they brothers?

Spaceman Jones: Ha! No way. Damon Wayans and Damon Wayans Jr. are father and son.

Nikki Free: Oh, that makes more sense. Nikki Free was confused, how could that guy be in all those eighties movies you made me watch and also be on “New Girl”?

Spaceman Jones: Like maybe he found a time machine and goes back and forth just collecting checks and living it up somewhere back in like 1993.

Nikki Free: Maybe he cloned himself, you know what, this conversation is getting boring Nikki Free is hungry.

Spaceman Jones: We could always go to Space Applebee’s.

Nikki Free: Gross!

Spaceman Jones: We could go to Floyd’s. I could go for some pizza and beer.

Nikki Free: We always go there I want to try something different.

Spaceman Jones: We can try that new Martian spot on Nebula 9.

Nikki Free: Nikki Free doesn’t feel like going that far today.

Spaceman Jones: We can go to Floyd’s.

Nikki Free: Nikki Free likes this. Where’s the puppy

Spaceman Jones: At Floyd’s, he’s over there getting wasted and having fun without us. Let’s go!