Pinkerous: What do you two idiots want now? You never come in here unless you want something.

Old Skool Joe: No wonder! Are you already drinking? It’s like nine in the morning! Do stuffed animals have livers? You better hope they don’t. I’m not even gonna ask what that white shit is on your desk.

Spaceman Jones: Give us some money, we need the Xbox series X, we are still on Xbox One. While you’re at it, we’re going to need a PlayStation 5, because we can’t even play any of the new games.

Old Skool Joe: That’s exactly why we came in here. I’m sorry I can’t move past it, what the hell is in that bag?

Pinkerous: I told you guys already you’re going to have to pick it up around here. You are going to have to help me move some products.

Old Skool Joe: Here we go!

Spaceman Jones: Seriously dude, we don’t want to do that, the deal was you pay us to smoke weed and watch TV.

Pinkerous: Well, it seems you degenerates have no problem with the smoking weed part, but the problem is you aren’t watching any TV, which means you aren’t writing any articles. The numbers are way down.

Old Skool Joe: Degenerates? That’s rich coming from you.

Spaceman Jones: Come on bro no one watches TV anymore. TV isn’t even for watching TV anymore. That’s why we need those consoles, how about this…you pay us to smoke weed and play video games.

Pinkerous: How about this: sell one shirt, sticker, button, magnet. I don’t care what it is, sell one thing and I will buy your stupid video machine.

Spaceman Jones: Ugh! Fine, you got a deal. I really hate doing this

Old Skool Joe: I would help you, but I just ate some of the powder on the desk.

Pinkerous: Seriously!

Old Skool Joe: I feel funny.

Spaceman Jones: Hey world, are you looking for something different, something off the wall, something that showcases your I don’t give a damn hip-hop attitude. 46forum threadless shop has what you are looking for. You don’t have to spend a lot of money to buy a button, a sticker, we have magnets, apparel, coffee mugs and more. So go there now and buy something. We really need that X-Box. Come on, I’ve seen you give homeless people more for nothing.

Pinkerous: Wow that was really good. I did not expect that from you. I thought you despised corporate greed, or some liberal bullshit.

Old Skool Joe: Easy tiger, save it for Truth Social.

Spaceman Jones: I hate myself so much right now.