Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones: The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint
Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe
Spaceman Jones: Is anyone else watching this Tiger King shit on Netflix? Old Skool Joe: That wedding though! Spaceman Jones: Wait…Pinkerous are you tiger kinging us? Old Skool Joe: Quit playing. On a serious note that shit didn’t offend you? You know…what they’re doing to your people and all. Pink Panther: I’m not an actual panther! Dick. Spaceman Jones: What is this shit about again? … Continue reading Quarantine At The 46: The Tiger King Binge
Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
I don’t know I’ve been busy. Fish doesn’t sell itself you know. Excuse me if I can’t spare all of my free time scamming people on the internet with a fake magazine. At least Ja Rule hasn’t shown up yet. If anyone is gonna Ja Rule this operation it’s gonna be me. I’ll give you this Pink Panther, you are a hell of a lot … Continue reading Someone Please Sponsor Old Skool Joe
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
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