Nikki Free: Are we just going to sit here watching TV! Nikki Free is getting bored. What are we even watching? Hey, that’s the guy from “New Girl” … wait, there’s two of them? Are they brothers? Spaceman Jones: Ha! No way. Damon Wayans and Damon Wayans Jr. are father and son. Nikki Free: Oh, that makes more sense. Nikki Free was confused, how could … Continue reading 46 Things to do in Space
Old Skool Joe: Yo! Remember when we beefed with the Puppet Mafia? That was wild, I didn’t even know there was such a thing. Spaceman Jones: That was an odd situation for sure. What started that whole thing? Old Skool Joe: I think there was something about Pinkerous saying some pretty derogatory things about Grandpa the Don’s wife. She was like your secretary or something … Continue reading 46Forum vs. The Puppet Mafia
Spaceman Jones: Wow, it’s been a minute since I’ve dropped by. Sweet setup, I must say. It’s for sure way roomier here, I like what you’ve done with the place. Where’s Old Skool Joe? Let’s take a wild guess he’s down at the Fish Joint. He loves being there, even more than he loves complaining about it. I still don’t understand the fascination with work … Continue reading The Return of Spaceman Jones
Pinkerous: Hey, I need you guys to start writing again! Old Skool Joe: Come on man, not this shit again no one wants to write in your stupid ass fake magazine again. Speaking of which, I’m gonna need some more money. Pinkerous: What about you Spaceman, are you ready to try this thing again? Spaceman Jones: Yeah sure, whatever, I’m not doing anything. Pinkerous: Nikki … Continue reading 46Forum Second or Maybe Third Relaunch
Old Skool Joe: Pink Panther, I think we have been down here long enough. I finally turned the news on and discovered that not only is the zombie apocalypse over but not one damn zombie ate anyone! Fuck this I’m going back to the apartment and getting my job back at the fish joint! Smoking weed and watching TV isn’t as fun as it used … Continue reading I Guess It’s Safe to Leave The Bunker
Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46
Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46
Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
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