What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
Criusing in my space ship. I don’ t don’t really have to say shit. I do whatever feels fit. In my space ship. It’s not that I don’t care. Yes it is I don’t care. Cruising in my space ship. Don’t touch my settings. It’s my space ship. Sometimes we hot box in here. Don’t roll the windows down. In my space ship. Do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day another dollar. What does that even mean? I can’t call it. Pass the blunt. Yeah I gotta go to the fish joint in a minute, Doris is having a birthday party for her grandson. I think it’s like a mafia rule or something that you can’t hurt people at a birthday party. Maybe it’s a wedding. I don’t know. It’s real out here … Continue reading Pass The Blunt To Old Skool Joe
It’s scary out there. I’m always in my on world…so I never noticed. A man just yelled at me about guns for like 30 minutes. I just asked how the cheese danish was? He was very upset, and he really loves guns. I told him I love that movie Death Wish. That really set him off. (hits bong) I just don’t understand how a person … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Yo I just came back from the outer nebulas with some primo cloud. Your name did come up. You owe a lot of people. I told them my usual. What? I didn’t say anything. What do you mean stop typing? You said write for the fake magazine, so I’m writing. You’re funny Pinky. Where’s Old Skool Joe? He will want to try some of this … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Don’t worry be happy. Seems pretty simple right. I guess for some people it’s not. Which is crazy to me. I get jumped by the Red Hat Gang everyday on my way to work. But hey don’t worry be happy. I’m happy to be there. Plus… Doris can be a sweet old broad sometimes. She also has the primo buds. Shout out to medical marijuana. … Continue reading Happy Talk With Old Skool Joe
Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
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