Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Well I’m up and I’m writing…this must be some spectacular weed. It has to be like two in the morning. Things have been quiet at the fish joint lately. If I’m being honest the shit is kind of making me paranoid. Doris has been being real nice to me lately. She even let me turn off the Grammys to watch some college hoops. Dig this… … Continue reading Blunts And Brews With Old Skool Joe
Glib glob glibbity glo glah. Just kidding could you imagine if I really talked like that. Back on earth and I have to say I do enjoy this place. Man you guys have some prime cloud some of the finest in the galaxy. Trust me I’m an expert on these things. Kind of like Lando Calrissian in those movies. (hits bong) Did you see the … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can yell about bullshit with the best of them. I would like to go toe to toe with that damn Stephen A. Smith. God I hate … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
Man what the fuck do you want? Write another article! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit up. That purple cloud or whatever you call it…it has me in a good mood. Over here listening to some real hip-hop, my boy T La Rock. What do … Continue reading Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come up with creative rape stories every week. That show has been on a long time. Gotta love that Benson though that is one fine motherfucker. … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
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