Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for cloud, but now you can just go to the store and get it. Even on Thanksgiving! I ate like ten dinners before three, and still … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main man Stephen Colbert. He has a way of saying things so that we can understand. It’s like having a really good friend who doesn’t smoke … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
(hits bong) At what point is it okay for me to say “Fuck it…I’m just going to wear sweatpants with everything.” Do I have to reach a certain weight? Is there like a checklist of life accomplishments that you need to complete? (hits bong) You can’t be dressed for business and pleasure at the same damn time! You have to pick one or the other. … Continue reading Sweatpants And Dress Shirts With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper. (hits bong) It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts. The other day I … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
The only thing more fun than smoking weed and watching TV, is watching sports and drinking beer, then smoking weed during half-time. Even if you don’t smoke weed we can all agree that sports are awesome. Everyday we have spirited discussions on Facebook about various sports related topics in our staff group 46 Sports Roundtable. It’s an open group anyone can join in and voice their … Continue reading The 46 Sports Roundtable
#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds. You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I was there. Anyway the movie is about these two friends Gilbert and Lewis who are off to start college. When they get to school and … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a movie theater that no one else goes to, so that you can light up at least thirty minutes into the movie. If that isn’t an … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249
The word hero gets thrown around often, and way more often then it should be. So I think we should all take a moment and salute a real life hero by the name of Kermit The Frog. I mean where do I start? The guy has been the heart and soul of the Muppets since like 1955,back when he was just a paper bag. Kermit … Continue reading Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
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