The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 10 Three Books of Balance The Book of Kathy In order to properly tell the tale of the Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire,  one must know of Kathy. Her story is as important to the plot as her presence was to the lives of the characters in the story. Kathy was a friend to all. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Download the free eBook here! Chapter 4 Bad Dreams/Silver Clouds Weeks of Las Cruces, New Mexico summer passed by. Each day seemed to be hotter than the last. Each night, Mitch feared sleep. His mind was on the brink of insanity and his body showed. He had lost a significant amount of weight. His hairline showed regressive growth and his face was almost always pale. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe

Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe

Howard The Duck A Real American Hero

Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero