Yeah I smoke bud.

So what.

I don’t see anything wrong with it. 

I feel like I smoke responsibly.

That’s a thing right?

I don’t let weed get in the way of my money.

But I do spend my money on weed.

Also food.. I buy a lot of food.

Don’t forget beer. 

What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you?

Who the fuck are you anyway?

I am a senior writer at one of the most prestigious fake magazines in the world.

I don’t have to sit here and take this shit.

I’m going down to the fish joint to see Doris about some kush.

Peace.

-Old Skool Joe