You wanna feel good. Oh, I do too. It is icy as fuck outside and I’m low on groceries. That’s alright though. Christmas presents were not missed and i have steak, onions and rice. Lets fuck around and eat. So… Red Coconut Rice! I lightly browned up some white rice in olive oil and added a red chili paste. When it started smelling like popcorn, … Continue reading Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
I’m shivering here. I want you to keep me warm the way you do me. I dont wanna come off as needy. I don’t. I want you to want me warm but you won’t catch me beg now. You know… https://open.spotify.com/track/6hM68Y51bohOeiJfVBbeIK?si=oNjzC7voTtCksR25UnENcA Open the link up! Yeah. Come groove with me. Time to eat yeah, and catch some good feelings in the mouth! Alright. So you … Continue reading Mariscos y Bacon: A Dr. S Chronicle
1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room. A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Well I’m up and I’m writing…this must be some spectacular weed. It has to be like two in the morning. Things have been quiet at the fish joint lately. If I’m being honest the shit is kind of making me paranoid. Doris has been being real nice to me lately. She even let me turn off the Grammys to watch some college hoops. Dig this… … Continue reading Blunts And Brews With Old Skool Joe
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to live a healthy lifestyle. He keeps a tub filled with all kinds of health drinks and products under the fish stand. I noticed this bottle … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
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