Man what the fuck do you want? Write another article! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit up. That purple cloud or whatever you call it…it has me in a good mood. Over here listening to some real hip-hop, my boy T La Rock. What do … Continue reading Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come up with creative rape stories every week. That show has been on a long time. Gotta love that Benson though that is one fine motherfucker. … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for cloud, but now you can just go to the store and get it. Even on Thanksgiving! I ate like ten dinners before three, and still … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
Where have you been Old Skool Joe? What the fuck do you mean? I’ve been here the whole time! Sorry I can’t sit on the couch all day smoking weed and watching TV. I have to take my weed to the Fish Joint and smoke it there. Someone has to make some money in this motherfucker. It seems that The Pink Panther is all about … Continue reading Where Have You Been Old Skool Joe?
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main man Stephen Colbert. He has a way of saying things so that we can understand. It’s like having a really good friend who doesn’t smoke … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to live a healthy lifestyle. He keeps a tub filled with all kinds of health drinks and products under the fish stand. I noticed this bottle … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper. (hits bong) It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts. The other day I … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
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